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All Time Great Laughing Messages Of Husband And Wife In English
Phone rings at night.
Husband: ” If its for me, then say I am not at home”
Wife : ” He is at home”
Husband in anger : ” What the HELL?”
Wife : ” SHUT UP. IT WAS FOR ME”
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Wife joins English speaking class.After few days.
Wife : Welcome home darling.
Husband : I am so tired today.
Wife : OK. Rest In Peace.
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Wife : Janu… Monday ko Shopping, Tuesday ko Hotel, Wednesday ko Ghumne, Thursday ko Parlor me, Friday ko Movie dekhne, Saturday ko Picnic… Janu Kitni maja aayegi…
Husband : Ha… Aur baki bacha Sunday ko Mandir….
Wife : Kyu ?
Husband : Bhik mangne…
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Pati Picnic Par Patni Ko Shamshan Ghat Par Le Aaya…
Patni: Ye Kahan Lekar Aa Gaye?
Pati: Arey Pagli, Log MARTE Hain Yahan Aane Ke Liye…
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Wife(after a fight) : Tell me those 3 magical words.
Husband : I Love You
Wife : No not this
Husband :I like You
Wife : Again No not these 3 words
Husband : I miss You
Wife : Getting more angry …. No no
Husband : Galti Meri Thi
Wife: Correct now you are right
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Wife (Phone par) : Kaha ho tum ?
Husband : Bank me hu.
Wife : To muje 8000 Rupye naye phone ke liye aur 2000 Rupye
naye kapde ke liye chaiye…
Husband : Blood bank me hu “khun piyegi khun… Sali Dracula”
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Awesome Whatsapp Messages Of Husband And Wife In Hindi
पति रेडियो पर बिजी था।
पत्नी: क्या सुन रहे हो?
पति: मोदी के मन की बात।
पत्नी: मेरी तो कभी नहीं सुनते।
पति: तुम जो कहती हो उसे मन की बात नहीं कहते , मन की भड़ास कहते है..!!!
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पति-आजकल तुम ना सिगरेट पीने से रोकती हो, ना शराब पीने से, क्या सब शिकायतें ख़त्म?
पत्नी- नहीं, LIC वाला परसों ही सब फायदे बता कर गया है!
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पति- “सब्जी में नमक नहीं है !”
पत्नी – “वो क्या है न सब्जी थोड़ी जल गईं थी….”
पति – “तो सब्जी में नमक क्यो नहीं डाली?”
पत्नी – “हम लोग संस्कारी परिवार से हैं ‘जले में नमक’ नहीं छिडकते।”
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पत्नी – डार्लिंग सुनते हो…
पति – हा बोलो…
पत्नी – मेरी उम्र 50 की होते हुए भी आपका एक दोस्त मेरे हुश्न की तारिप करता है…
पति – वो मुंगेरीलाल होगा…
पत्नी – आपको कैसे पता चला ?
पति – वो साला भंगार का व्यापारी है…
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